For rent
Organic Lawn Mowers.
For medium yards we have medium donkeys.
For small yards we have small donkeys.
For very large yards, we can supply more than one hungry donkey.
Guaranteed to~~
Cut
Trim
AND
Fertilize!
As a bonus these donkeys will:
Serve as an Alarm system that will not malfunction in the case of a power failure.
Serve as a wake up Alarm.
Irritate your neighbor [if he/she has no sense of humor].
Keep stray dogs from pooping on your lawn.
In a pinch a donkey could:
Get you to town if your car won't start. [You may want to plan a day or two in advance for this]
Entertain kids, grandkids, and friends.
Add a donkey as an organic lawn mower today...or just rent one as a great conversation piece.
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