Charlieeeee, when do I get my own personal chair? Huh Huh Huh???
Charlie: Never. Never, ever.
But, but, but. Pleeease?
Nope. Speaking of butts, why do you poke your nose in mine?
Um. Because now.
Because what?
Because now. I don't know, I'm just making sure you are you.
You offend my dignity, little girl.
Oh. What's a diggn it tee.
[Huge sigh and a roll of eyes]
I don't want you putting your face in my personal parts. Especially when I pee. Mom got mad at me for peeing on your head.
Oh. That. It was yucky.
Let's talk couch manners.
What's manners?
Oh you. I forget, you are just a pup.
Yup. Pup Pup Pup. I am Hannah a pup. But mom taught me a trick, is that manners?
Sit is manners not a trick.
How come you don't sit when she says so.
Simple, my little pup friend. I am man of the house now.
Okay. Whatever that means. Will you be my brother too?
Hannah. Go take a nap in your crate.
Okay.
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