Sunday, January 17, 2010
Vacuums by Morris
A house dog has a wonderful duty that many people do not understand.
Our duty is to deposit and carefully spread dog hair.
It is an art form.
Deposit hair on the couch. If it blends in with the couch, so much better. That way when your human sits there the hairs will cling to their rear ends.
I have a problem....
has been relentless with the vacuum lately.
I mean I work so hard to just get the hair in the proper places on rugs and then end of the couch where she puts a towel for me to lay on.
comes along and removes all those lovely Jack Russell hairs with that little vacuum and the big one.
Come on, I know she is not preparing the house for a 'shoot' for Better Homes & Gardens.
was going to vacuum me the other day.
I'm sincerely hoping that this is just a phase that she is passing through.
In fact I'm pretty sure it is.
As soon as the weather gets really nice outside, she'll forget about dog hair and the vacuum cleaner.
I mean, I really hope so.
I dreamt the other night that
came and vacuumed all the hair off of me ... and I was left hairless.
It was a horrible nightmare.