Wednesday, July 08, 2009


Adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark".

So today I was 'snarky'. I think.

Hubby and I went to town to get some 'supplies' and decided to stop and eat at Culver's which is something we don't do often.
We rarely eat out at fast food joints, but let's just say that 'Butter Burgers' can conjure up visions of artery choking food.

My goodness don't people look in the mirror any more these days before they venture out in to the public?

What is with the hip hugging -faded -dirty -look jeans on teenagers that are at least 50 lbs or more overweight?
Combine that with a hot pink t-shirt that is skin tight so as to show all the jiggling cellulite and leave not one shape under the shirt to the imagination. Ouch.
Where were the fashion cops?
This girl had a major violations that should have been written.

The bad hair dye job that was meant to be red~~but it was some reddish color from hell that combined with an awful tinted purple-ey color. Her hair wasn't even washed, but hung in stringy strands.
And the poor thing must have fallen into a fishing tackle box before she went out. She had metal protruding from her eyebrows, lips, nose, and oh
she had one of those tongue things too.
Not to mention something sticking out from her belly button ~ it was visible ~ more than we needed to know ~ inside that hot pink shirt.

The rhinestone high heeled sandals really set the outfit off.

I wished then that I hadn't had lunch.

Behind her came a grandma with her flowered house dress and plaid flannel shirt. When the wind gusted I got a glimpse of grannie's undies.

I'm not going to town ever again.
not ever.


  1. jesus christ, you're old

  2. ;-) ha Ed, I live in an old fashioned back country community, what can I say?

  3. ..besides kiddo, I'm your some respect...of course I'M OLD!

  4. i think the funniest part was you ranting on despite your kids being/having been at various times tattooed, pierced, dyed, and dressed in "ill-fitting" clothing. you know i'd go green hair again if work allowed it...

  5. I say just get darker tinted sunglasses and avoid jaw dropping looks because who know if flies follow stuff like that or now. Just how old is old? I might be too. The nurse in me says, "Stay in the timber and on the trail as much as possible as you will rarely see that dress and if you do you know for sure she's not a cowgirl!!"

  6. To ed...
    ;-) are so right!

  7. I enjoyed the dialog in the comment section here. Gives a little more perspective on the whole scene with the young girl in the restaurant.
    Maybe it's not that we're old, maybe its just that we don't need that kind of attention? :o}