Monday, February 14, 2011

Morris: Puppy Love

It started out pretty innocent you know. SHE said *we* were going for a walk with a friend.
What SHE forgot to tell me was the friend had a young Corgi with bedroom eyes.
I tried my hardest to impress her with my charm and wit.

I showed her how to find raccoon scat to lick, and rabbit pellets to nibble.
I tried to show her the good things in life.

Alas.
She didn't seem to be very impressed.
Then she looked at me with those beautiful intelligent eyes, and I must admit,

my heart simply melted...
mush

sigh...
We walked together for a long time. It was pleasant. She didn't try to wrestle me.
In fact she was more interested in everything going on around her...
that she pretty much ignored me.

I was crestfallen.
She was not interested, I think.

And her human took her away before I was able to do a proper goodbye sniff...

To add insult to injury ~ SHE gave me a shampoo with vanilla scent afterwards.

So now I lay on the couch moping and hoping and dreaming of a certain fawn colored Corgi named Daisy.

Happy Valentine's Day!

2 comments:

  1. Morris, It's better to have loved and lost,
    than never to have loved at all....
    Happy Valentine's day to you too!

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  2. Happy belated V-Day Morris. Alas, I too know the pang of unrequited love, but I promise, you'll be okay. :)

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