It started out pretty innocent you know. SHE said *we* were going for a walk with a friend.
What SHE forgot to tell me was the friend had a young Corgi with bedroom eyes.
I tried my hardest to impress her with my charm and wit.
I showed her how to find raccoon scat to lick, and rabbit pellets to nibble.
I tried to show her the good things in life.
She didn't seem to be very impressed.
Then she looked at me with those beautiful intelligent eyes, and I must admit,
my heart simply melted...
We walked together for a long time. It was pleasant. She didn't try to wrestle me.
In fact she was more interested in everything going on around her...
that she pretty much ignored me.
I was crestfallen.
She was not interested, I think.
And her human took her away before I was able to do a proper goodbye sniff...
To add insult to injury ~ SHE gave me a shampoo with vanilla scent afterwards.
So now I lay on the couch moping and hoping and dreaming of a certain fawn colored Corgi named Daisy.
Happy Valentine's Day!