Why do people as in pet owners find it perfectly acceptable to do stupid things to their dogs?
I'm a Jack Russell Terrier, I am supposed to be fierce, noble, and tenacious [I'm not sure what that all means but I'm pretty sure it does not mean wearing a scarf like pictured!]
I DO know that after sitting for the camera unwillingly, of course with this stupid red thing on me,...I did get a cookie.
Come on folks, a cookie?
I'm demanding more.
My own personal full sized bed with the covers and blankets ready for nest making. Steps to get onto the bed so I don't have to jump.
I want all the windows in the house lowered to JRT height.
I want a doggy door so I don't have to ask sleepy dumb people to get up and let me out to pee at night.
They don't have to ask me to use their potty.
I don't want to have to have my feet wiped when coming in from outside. I want car rides.
I love car rides.
I want the car seats made so I can see out the window without standing up.
The couch. When I decide to rest on the couch, I think there should always be an old sweatshirt of *mom's* there so I can curl up on it.
I own these people,